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Some of My Best Friends Are Artists

$300.00

Want to impress your friends, family, colleagues, bosses or potential romantic/business partners with your cutting-edge cultural credentials? Hire an actual artist to act as your best buddy, joining you at your restaurant table, bar outing, gallery/museum visit or at any other public or corporate venue, agreed to by the artist.

The artist is amenable to sketching out a rough script in advance to make sure the experience covers desired talking points, behaviors and scenarios. Please don’t touch the artist. But you may feed him and ply him with drink.

The friendship is sold in one hour blocks of time, with a maximum booking of 4 hours. Please provide at least a week’s notice, though it may be possible to book the artist on shorter notice. After reserving your time block (and filling out some basic information in the supplied form at checkout), the artist will contact you to set up a meeting time/discuss details of the performance. If the artist doesn’t agree to a meeting place/scenario, and/or if a time and date can’t be agreed to by both parties, the booking fee will be fully refunded.

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Want to impress your friends, family, colleagues, bosses or potential romantic/business partners with your cutting-edge cultural credentials? Hire an actual artist to act as your best buddy, joining you at your restaurant table, bar outing, gallery/museum visit or at any other public or corporate venue, agreed to by the artist.

The artist is amenable to sketching out a rough script in advance to make sure the experience covers desired talking points, behaviors and scenarios. Please don’t touch the artist. But you may feed him and ply him with drink.

The friendship is sold in one hour blocks of time, with a maximum booking of 4 hours. Please provide at least a week’s notice, though it may be possible to book the artist on shorter notice. After reserving your time block (and filling out some basic information in the supplied form at checkout), the artist will contact you to set up a meeting time/discuss details of the performance. If the artist doesn’t agree to a meeting place/scenario, and/or if a time and date can’t be agreed to by both parties, the booking fee will be fully refunded.

Rousseau's Affordable Modern Art Some of My Best Friends Are Artists

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